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Blind Bob
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Type NPC
Location Athena's Fortune


Blind Bob is a ghostly patron at the Athena's Fortune tavern in the Athena's Fortune Hideout.


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Hello, it's great to be here. I'm Blind Bob, provider and entertainer to legends everywhere!

It must be a great honour to deal with legends, right?

It sue is. Let me tell you a story about legends.
How much did the pirate legend pay for her piercings? A buccaneer!
Here's another tale...
How did the pirate legend get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
He bought it on sail!

Bob. Tell me a pirate joke I HAVEN'T heard before.

OK, OK, here's a new one I've been working on.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
One more, one more!
What did the pirate legend say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!