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Blind Bob
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Details
Type NPC
Location Athena's Fortune Hideout
Company Athena's Fortune icon.png Athena's Fortune

Blind Bob is a ghostly patron at the Athena's Fortune tavern in the Athena's Fortune Hideout.

Dialogue[]

After 2.3.0:

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I'm Blind Bob, and I'm the in-house entertainment here at the Tavern of Legends!

 
Got any new material, Bob?

Since you ask, I have been working on a new routine. Try these for size...
Why didn't the pirate 'cronch' his banana? He found it un-a-peeling!
Why didn't the shark eat the skeleton parrot? He was a little Salty!
Nothing tickling your funny bone? Right, it's time for my secret weapon...
Where on the map can you find all the queasy pirates? C-6!

How did you land a job down here?

Isn't it obvious? I'm the wittiest raconteur the Sea of Thieves has ever seen.
That's why the Pirate Lord chose me to entertain the finest pirates on the waves whenever they stop by.
It is not, I repeat not, because he owed my brother a favour. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Also, I work for free.

Is there anything more to your act?

I have been thinking about diversifying. Entertainers these days need to dabble in a bit of everything.
Right now, I'm working on my very own comedic shanty to perform with the band. It's sure to be a hit!
I just need to find a really good rhyme for 'Pirate Legend' and a new era of entertainment will begin...

Before 2.3.0

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Hello, it's great to be here. I'm Blind Bob, provider and entertainer to legends everywhere!

 
It must be a great honour to deal with legends, right?

It sure is. Let me tell you a story about legends.
How much did the pirate legend pay for her piercings? A buccaneer!
Here's another tale...
How did the pirate legend get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
He bought it on sail!

Bob. Tell me a pirate joke I HAVEN'T heard before.

OK, OK, here's a new one I've been working on.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
One more, one more!
What did the pirate legend say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!

Voice lines[]

After 2.5.1

Player Interaction

• Stop me if you've heard this one.
• Pull up a chair!
• Care to 'ere a joke?

Player Leaving

• Leaving already?
• Ay, everyones a critic.
• Thanks for coming, try the grog.

Trivia[]

Patch history[]

  • 2.5.1
    • Added new voice lines.
  • 2.3.0
    • Added new dialogue.
  • 1.0
    • Introduced.
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