Catherrrrine Largesse DuLait the Thirrrrd. Charrrrmed. Welllcome to the Three Paces East Seapost. Humble it may appearrr, but this is a rrrefined establishment.
You're very... eloquent, Catherrrrine.
One was educated at the prrrestigious Bellpoppins Academy. In my sparrrre time I assist with the teaching of rrrreading and wrrriting to underrrprivileged pirrrates. Ever wonderrrred why so many of us can wrrrite jourrrnals so well? I neverrr wanted to be stuck in the Sea of Thieves, but I can do some gooood while I'm heeeere. That's the Bellpoppins way.
Why 'Three Paces East'?
I founded this shop using a huge treasurrrrre trove I dug up out on Kraken's Fall. It was thrrrree paces eaaaast of a certain high trreeee. A fond memory, indeeed.
You don't seem like the sort to enjoy The Wilds.
Neverrr judge a book by it's coverrrr, pirate. It's trrrue that I was raised in the creme-de-la-creme of societyyyy. But a Bellpoppins girl is taught to treat all folks equallllly. And the Wilds have a certain... charm. The freeeedom. The rrrough and tumble. Getting to clout rrrude people around the head. What jolly good sporrrrt!