I'm Earnest of the Pirate Emporium! We have so many unique things to offer. And if you don't have any Ancient Coins, I have a tip for you. Ha!
What kind of unique things?
Oh, just take a look - they'll blow your peg off! Ha! Our pets are healthy and happy creatures, plus we sell pet outfits to make them match your legendary style. The ship liveries are my favourite, though. A massive figurehead and colourful sails are the best way to show off to other pirates. Ha!
Wait, what's this tip?
Oh, yes! We can trade you some Ancient Coins if you run out, or, there's a way to get some for free - it just takes some luck and effort. Ha! See, the skellies sometimes gather up old coins that they find. Not that we'd ever trade with them! No thanks! Er... probably. Keep your eyes out for skellies carrying sacks of coins. They're likely to scarper, but if you catch one, it'll be a nice haul. It's a fun test of your skeleton smashing skills, too. Ha!
What is the Pirate Emporium?
It's the place to get all the best, most unique equipment from the outside world. Ha! We get things that the other shopkeepers - even the Trading Companies - just can't get. But we only accept Ancient Coins! We're collecting them, you see. The future is in the past, I was told. So get chasing those skellies! Ha!
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