Mind yer sshhtep! I dropped a bottle of grog around here somewhere. Or did I drink it? Oh... I'm Ed! What'sh your... thing? (hic)
Have you had drink today, Ed?
Maybe! Yesh! I only drink on the weekendsh. But my watch ssshhhtopped on Shhunday. About ten yearssh ago. Hahaaha! Good one, Ed.
Do you like living in The Wildsh? I mean, Wilds!
(hic) It'sh a good place to get a grog. Tess at the Broken Tushk really knows her drink. She makesh shpecial, artisanal brewsh! An' she letsh me drink what'sh left inna bottom of the barrel. I wanna try the brewsh at the new Charred Parrot out in The Devil'sh Roar. Risshky place to go for a grog. But... worth it!
You seem very good-humoured!
Oh yesh, life'sh too short to be angry. Look what happened to Wanda, the weaponshhhmith. Better to crack a joke (hic) over a grog... or ten! Like I ushed to do with old Merrick! Now there's a man who knew how to get legless... Haha! You'd get that if you met him!
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